User:SkepticalRaptor
Appearance
| — Wikipedian | |
| Born | Refuses to answer |
|---|---|
| Country | |
| Current location | Not a galaxy far far away |
| Time zone | Spacetime |
| Ethnicity | Jewish |
| Race | None |
| Height | Kind of tall |
| Weight | I'm just big boned |
| Hair | Follicle challenged |
| Eyes | Incapable of actually seeing my eyes |
| Sexuality | Approximately 1.2147 |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | Unmarried as a protest for my LBGT brethren and sistren |
| Spouse | Single |
| Girlfriend | Yes |
| Boyfriend | Not really |
| Children | Yes, 1 |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Shill, Amateur, Lame, I wish |
| Employer | I refuse to be a slave to the man |
| Education | Studied science |
| High school | Bussed |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Religion | The Absence of Evidence IS Evidence of Absence |
| Interests | |
| Contact info | |
| Don't count on a response. Unless you're Kirsten Dunst. | |