User:Capn ed

Computing

@

This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user maintains a blog.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @Capn_Ed.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

B

This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as [http:// capn-ed.blogspot.com/ capn-ed].

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

OWN

This user uses an email account with their own domain name.

ISP

This user uses the email account provided by their ISP.

This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Slackware Linux.

1600 x 1200

This user contributes at
1600 x 1200 resolution.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

C-4

This user is an expert C programmer.

c++-3

This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

c#-4

This user is an expert C# programmer.

Perl-1

This user is a beginning Perl programmer.

CSS-1

This user is a beginning Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-2

This user is an intermediate HTML user.

This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

w:)

This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.

prog-4

This user is an expert programmer.

:Scepia/TV

This user has a television set.

NTSC

This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

This user has satellite television provided by Dish Network.

This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

#270

~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~
This user loves My Name Is Earl

MONK

This user watches the television show Monk.

psych

This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.

DJ

This user wishes they had a Dirty Job.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user is a Browncoat.
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

Clerks

This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

FOP

This user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents.

ABE

This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

¡

This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

ZIM

This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

DIP

This user did not want to be Drunk In PUB-LIC.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

TCR

This user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

Gaming

You just lost The Game.

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing solitaire.

cvg-2

This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

PSx

This user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.

PS2

This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.

This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

An Adventurer is this User.

This user thinks LEGO Star Wars and its sequel are two of the greatest video games ever.

MN-2

This user is an expert minesweeper.

Z

This user prefers to side with the Zerg.

SC

This user plays Soul Blade and the Soul Calibur series.

NG

This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

Food

This user is an omnivore.

This user loves food in moderation.

This user loves to eat pizza.

Like Jimmy Buffett, this user likes 'em with "lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes..."

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chili.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats pears.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves pasta.

This user eats green beans.

This user loves iceberg lettuce salad.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats salad.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats ham.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats sushi.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user likes pie.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

H₂O

This user drinks water regularly.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

Dr Pepper

This user drinks Dr Pepper.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

Pepsi

This user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

Moxie

This user drinks Moxie.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user eats at Burger King.

Books and the like

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

7+1

This user enjoys the Discworld series.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on December 6.

This user reads webcomics.

D

This user reads Dilbert.

This user reads S i n f e s t.

Film

This user enjoys films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

mach

This user watches machinima.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

Clerks.

This user is not even supposed to be here today!

Clue

This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

FARGO

This user wants some fuckin' pancakes!

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

The Bad

This user will see you soon, idiots.

The Ugly

When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.

Kill Bill

This user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

Ж

This user thought you was a toad.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

PotC

This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Pulp Fiction

This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

TA

Bak user derka derka derka!

This user accepts the alias Pink.

V	This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...

ALIEN

This user will never look at dinner the same way again.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

SW
I

This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked most .

SW
V

This user thinks The Empire Strikes Back was the best .

Music

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user plays the trombone.

This user likes most types of music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.

This user sings only in the shower.

This user is The Walrus

CASH

This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

This user is a fan of Metallica.

AC/
DC

This user is a fan of AC/DC.

This user thinks that Simon and Garfunkel should be reunited

daft punk

This user likes to work it to Daft Punk.

This user listens to They Might Be Giants.

This user knows what time is love.

SOAD

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

AL

This user is a Close Personal Friend™ of "Weird Al" Yankovic

Misc.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

enm-1

This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh.

ang-1

Þes brūcere cann forðian mid grundlicgendre mǣðe Englisces.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

pig-4

Isthay userway eaksspay Igpay Atinlay atway away earnay-ativenay evellay.

Latn-N
A

This user has a native-like understanding of the Latin script.

ipa-1
ə

This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user is interested in philately.

This user collects computer CPUs.

This user is interested in Criminology.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

SI

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

FM

This user has an FM radio.

NET

This user listens to radio over the Internet.

This user listens to NPR.

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

You

This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

This user is interested in Paleontology.

98

This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

IEEE

This user is a member of the IEEE.

This user has the knack.

MS

This user has a Master of Science degree in Computer Engineering.

BS

This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Engineering.

This user has a minor in
English Literature.

ΤΒΠ

This user is a member of the
Tau Beta Pi Association.

This user graduated from the University of Missouri-Rolla.

NHS

This user is a member of National Honor Society.

:-/

This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user is left-handed.

right-minded

This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.

18+

This user is an adult.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

Indep home

This user lives on their own.

This user grew up in a rural area.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user is a software engineer.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

UTC-6

This user's time zone is UTC-6.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user believes that articles are useless without images.

25+

This user has made more than 25 contributions to Wikipedia.

_

This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

snuk

This user says snuck.

infin¦
itive

This user chooses never to split infinitives.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

their, to, your, its, ...

This users english is far from being perfect!.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the
serial comma.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-us
-ca-4

Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.

SoE-2

This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".

blz-0

This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.

Rot13-1

Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu n onfvp yriry bs Ebg13.

1337-5

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IntS-5

Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

Ubbi-2

Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.

BBB-0

Dees-a hyooser kennot spick Børk, Børk, Børk.

nws-N

This user bellyfeels newspeak.

BS-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.

du-0

This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

fgn-0

This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

dlph-0

This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

-xen

This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.