I am

I am a loudmouthed, bitterly sarcastic cynic. I am proud to be a Texan, and I do not care if it pisses you off. I am also proud to be an American, but I still think my government sucks. I am artistic, but only when I want to be. I am of above-average intelligence, but below average motivation. I am your best friend, or your worst enemy. I have an odd sense of humor. I am a good guy to have at parties. I am a bit of a nerd. I am at home on two wheels. I am a devoted father, and trustworthy friend. I am as comfortable alone as I am in a crowd. I am adventurous, spontaneous, and open minded.

I am NOT

I am not passive, weak willed or easily manipulated. I am not a racist, a bigot or a redneck. I am not afraid to take certain risks, but I am not reckless with my life.

I believe

I believe that most of what we see and hear in the news is crap. I believe that the government is lying to us about pretty much everything. I believe democrats and republicans are equally worthless. I believe that we are getting screwed by oil companies. I believe that Jimmy Page is over-rated. And I believe that I do not have anything more to say.

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Music

This user is a musician.

band

This user plays in a band.

This user plays his music in the bass clef.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user's voice type is a Baritone.

This user knows basic
music theory.

~~fan-3~~

This user wholeheartedly believes that American Idol is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

This user believes that freedom is just another word for nothing else to lose.

This user enjoys
Metal music.

This user enjoys R&B and soul music.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user thinks The Beatles are overrated.

~~KoЯn~~

This user does not like Korn.

KX

This user is a fan of
King's X.

^TO

This user is a fan of The Offspring.

Q

This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

STP

This user is a Stone Temple Pilots fan.

This user is a fan of Johnny Cash

This user is a fan of Waylon Jennings.

This user is a fan of Kris Kristofferson.

This user is a fan of Willie Nelson.

MH

This user turned 21 in prison doing life without parole.

Pop Culture

FLOWERY TWATS

This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

KitH

This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Fifth Doctor.

5th

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

ND

This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

H

This user knows
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

d'oh!

This user calls the big one Bitey.

This user is a fan of Texas Tech

FTW

This user reminisces of the
Fort Worth Cats

This user despises the New York Yankees.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject
American football.

49Y

This Wikipedian was born on 19 August 1976 and is 49 years, 3 months, and 23 days old.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

This user's favorite roller coaster is Titan, which this user has ridden Over 30 times.

What I Am

This user is a Texas native.

This user lives in
the state of Texas
in the United States

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a musician.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Texas.

This user participates in
WikiProject
United States.

This user is interested in the Texas Revolution.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is an omnivore.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

ind

This user is politically independent.

This user supports racial equality.

This user does not smoke.

This user owns a motorcycle.

This user edits articles about Texas State Highways.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

Pages I've Authored from Scratch

Pages to Which I've Contributed Significantly

City/Town Articles

Olney, Texas || Lueders, Texas || Stamford, Texas || Seymour, Texas || Benjamin, Texas || Dickens, Texas || Lorenzo, Texas || Idalou, Texas || Crosbyton, Texas || Sinclair Oil Corporation || Cisco, Texas || Mentone, Texas || Orla, Texas || Newcastle, Texas || Rule, Texas || Bryson, Texas || Throckmorton, Texas || Snyder, Texas || Haskell, Texas || Jayton, Texas || Aspermont, Texas || Gail, Texas || Lamesa, Texas || Seminole, Texas || Gordon, Texas || Mineral Wells, Texas || Santo, Texas || Italy, Texas || Abbott, Texas || Coolidge, Texas || Penelope, Texas || Milford, Texas || Malone, Texas || Hermleigh, Texas || Ira, Texas || Kilgore, Texas || Lubbock, Texas || Irving, Texas || Grand Saline, Texas || Wills Point, Texas || Edgewood, Texas || Big Sandy, Texas || Hawkins, Texas || Gladewater, Texas || Mineola, Texas || Terrell, Texas || Palo Pinto, Texas || Kopperl, Texas || Venus, Texas || Maypearl, Texas || Alvarado, Texas

Highway and Motorway Articles

US Highway 80 || US Highway 82 || US Highway 83 || US Highway 84 || US Highway 87 || US Highway 287 || US Highway 380

Pages I have Helped Revamp