User:Timdwilliamson

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Grand Potentate
Timothy D. Williamson
the Inscrutable
Grand Potentate Timothy D. Williamson the Inscrutable
Born	October 24, 1969 (age 56); Mobile, Alabama
Other names	TheBigBlueFrog, Jemison Thorsby, Sopaktv-holatte
Education	BFA, University of South Alabama, 1992
Occupation	Stay-at-home dad
Height	5 ft 11 in (180 cm)
Title	HMFIC
Political party	Democrat
Criminal status	Smooth
Spouse	Darla Lee (1995-present)
Children	1
Personal
	This user is married.
	This user is male both by a random ~2% input of y chromosomes and, with more relevance, by his identity.
1	This user has one child.
B	This user's favourite colour is Blue.
	This user likes Poison dart frogs.
NG	This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."
	It is approximately 11:12 AM where this user lives.
	This user is named Timothy after Saint Timothy.
	This user has a YouTube account.
	This user has a ; Twitter account.
	This user has a Facebook profile.
3	This user has a Bacon number of 3
	This user identifies as sapiosexual.
	This user was Circumcised at birth.
	Timdwilliamson; identifies as bisexual and is in a monogamous relationship.†
	Timdwilliamson ; had a vasectomy and supports the reproductive right to sterilization.†
	This user abstains from; caffeine and other stimulants.
	This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.
CST	This user's time zone is CST.
Education
	This user has an undergraduate degree in Fine Arts with a minor in Marketing.
BFA	This user has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in graphic design.
	This user proudly graduated cum laude.
	This user attends or attended the University of South Alabama.
ACT	This user obtained a 29 on the ACT.
	This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.
DES	This user is an expert in Design.
ART	This user is an expert in Art.
Employment
	This user is a Graphic Arts professional.
	; This user previously worked for Advance Publications.†
Religion & Philosophy
	This user is a secular humanist.
secular	This user supports the separation of religion and state.
	This user is a consequentialist, who believes that the morality of an act is based on its consequences.
	This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
	This user is a Determinist.
	This user understands biological evolution and accepts it as a scientifically established fact.
	This user believes science, practiced through the scientific method, is the; most reliable way of determining the; nature of reality.
	This user is an atheist.
agn +; ath	This user is an agnostic atheist and knows the two terms are not mutually exclusive.
	This user values reason; over faith.
	This user have survived about 57 Predicted Apocalyptic Events!
Long hair	This user believes that long hair is the way to go for men.
Advocacy
	This user wants to; MAKE AMERICA; THINK AGAIN.
	This user supports Unschooling.
	This user believes that; alternative facts; are damnable lies.
	This user is an ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans community.
ACLU	This user is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
	Je suis Charlie
	This user supports the legalization of Cannabis.
PG	This user is a supporter of Polygamy.
TNR	This user supports the trap-neuter-return approach to managing the feral cat population.
	This user believes that people should use the bathroom for the gender that they identify as.
	This user demands the immediate and unconditional release of Raif Badawi
	This user knows that; Black Lives Matter.
	This user ardently opposes the rise of neo-fascism.
	This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM.
	This user ardently opposes; the alt-right.
	This user supports Unschooling.
	This user promotes efforts to counter; climate change.
	This user supports gun regulation, but not an outright ban on the civilian ownership of guns.
	This male user supports feminism.
	This user believes contraceptives should be freely available to everyone.
	This user supports ; universal health care.
	This user believes that we all need to fight for indigenous rights.
	This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.
	This user opposes any and all capital punishment administered by the state.
	This user is strongly opposed to the branding of children as witches and has signed a petition against the despicable so-called 'Liberty Foundation Gospel Ministries'.
	This user believes if you're old enough to go to war, you're old enough to drink alcohol.
	This user has a moderate level of tinnitus.
	This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, nor spherical one.
Hobbies & Interests
	This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
	This user prefers a Schmidt–Cassegrain telescope*
	This user survived the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017.
	This user is interested in Galaxies.
	This user is interested in Sunspots.
	This user enjoys cactus and succulent plants.
PC	This user listens to podcasts.
	This user enjoys sewing.
アニメ; sub	This user prefers to watch; his anime subbed.
	This user's favourite animal is the collie.
	Typography
	This user enjoys fishing.
	This user enjoys traveling by ship.
	This user is a fan of Genesis in all of its forms. Supper's Ready!
🤔📚	Timdwilliamson is/was a member of a knowledge quizzing team.
	This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
	This user appreciates progressive rock.
	This user plays the harmonica.
	This user reads cards.
DW	This user's favorite Doctor is the Fourth Doctor.
CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN	This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
ﬁreﬂy	They can't take the sky away from this user.
	This user takes photographs with Nikon equipment
	This user is a model railroad enthusiast.
	This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
	This user likes to play Role-playing games.
	This user is a Dungeon Master.
	Timdwilliamson; enjoys kayaking.†
	This user is interested in ; Ethnobotany
	This user is interested in identifying wildflowers
	This user listens to NPR.
DON'T PANIC	This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
	This user's got Movie Sign!
RD	This user is full of smeg.
1999	I like Space: 1999.
🖖	Live long and prosper
ST	If anyone asks, this user has left the country.
VB	Go Team Venture! This user is a fan of the Venture Bros. series.
	This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.
	This user is interested in Native American history and culture.
xkcd	This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.
	This user loves films by; Stanley Kubrick.
	This user loves films by ; David Lynch.
wes	This user loves the films of; Wes Anderson
	This user knows that we can't stop here – this is bat country.
TO BLAVE	This user has fallen for one of the classic blunders.
RT	This user is a fan of Rifftrax.
There are those who call this user... Tim.
TDS	This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
	This user is a contributor at; Find a Grave.
	This user is always fascinated as he searches his family history and build a family tree to see what black sheep will turn up next.
	This user is a genealogist. ; He researches his family tree.
	This user is interested in Genealogy and has started plotting his family tree.
	This user settled Catan.
	This user likes to work cryptograms, and is; usually successful.
D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
	User Timdwilliamson knows Gamemasters don’t kill characters. Oh, wait. They do!†
	This user plays; Paper and pencil games.
rpg	This user is an aficionado of role-playing games.
	This user plays Starfinder.
	This user contributes using a smartphone.
	This user contributes using an ; iPad.
	This user is a Monty Python fan.
T	This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
I	This user is a fan of improvisational comedy.
	This user enjoys feeding wild birds.
	This user likes crows.
	This user is crazy for Hummingbirds
	This user prefers to write with a fountain pen.
	Timdwilliamson knows there is a monster Minotaur in the house.†
	This user is a fan of ; The Umbrella Academy.†
TAZ	This user is going to cast ; ZONE OF TRUTH!†
	Timdwilliamson; knows liches get stitches.†
	RU playing?
	Timdwilliamson; listens to We’re Alive†
BM	This user watches Black Mirror.
	This user is a fan of The X-Files.; The truth is out there.
BB	This user watches Breaking Bad
ST	If anyone asks, this user has left the country.
TWD	This user watches The Walking Dead
	This user is a fan of; The Expanse
DW	This user's favorite Doctor is the Fourth Doctor.
ΔTPΔ	This user knows who killed Laura Palmer.
	This user is a redditor.
	This user identifies as a gaymer.
	Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive.
Wikipedia & Language
	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
	309,329 users actively edit Wikipedia, and you should too.
[[redlink]]	This editor adds useful red links to articles to encourage content creation.
103°	This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more footnotes.
	Were this user to act in a foolish, trollish, or dickish way, they are open to being slapped with a large trout.
Hatnote	This user listens to Wikipedia while editing the encyclopedia†

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Busy old fool, unruly sun,
Why dost thou thus,
Through windows, and through curtains call on us?
— John Donne, from The Sunne Rising

Bio

I was born in Mobile, Alabama and lived my entire life (so far) in various suburban and rural areas east of Mobile in Baldwin County. I attended Loxley Elementary School, Loxley Junior High and Robertsdale High School, graduating in 1988 with an Advanced Diploma. I attended the University of South Alabama in Mobile, and graduated in 1992 with a Bachelor of Fine Arts with concentrations in graphic design and marketing. After a year working as a restaurant manager, I was hired by the Mobile Press-Register newspaper as a graphic designer. In 1995 I married Darla R. Lee of Semmes, Alabama. I spent twenty years with the Press-Register designing newspaper and direct mail advertising and acting as a liaison between technical support, software vendors and our in-house design staff. During that time, I also freelanced for a range of clients, including furniture stores, churches and an adult film distribution company. When Advance Publications reorganized their Alabama publishing arm as Alabama Media Group in 2012, I was asked to stay on as a marketing and web advertising designer. In 2013, I left to become a full time stay-at-home parent to my son, who was born in August of that year.